14 Things You Need to Know About Subaru Owners


With winter around the corner it can only mean one thing – the dormant Subaru owner will be coming out of hibernation. Here are 14 facts that can help you prepare yourself in the event that you cross one of their paths:

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1. LIKE A MIDGET WRESTLER, SUBARU OWNERS HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE

2. HOWEVER ONCE DOMINANCE IS ESTABLISHED, THEY ARE HAPPY TO LEND A HELPING HAND

3. AND DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF, THEY ALWAYS TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THAT SIZE DOESN’T MATTER

4. EVEN THOUGH IT STILL SEEMS LIKE THEY ARE OVERCOMPENSATING FOR SOMETHING…

5. MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT TO BE KEN BLOCK

6. OR AT LEAST AS SMOOTH AS THIS GUY

7. BUT MOST OF THEM JUST END UP BEING THIS GUY

8. STILL, THEIR EXHAUST NOTE ALONE IS ENOUGH TO DRAW THE LADIES

9. AND SOMETIMES EVEN THE DUDES

10. BUT IT’S STILL NOT INTIMIDATING ENOUGH TO SCARE AWAY THE MITSUBISHI OWNERS

11. AND WHILE MOST SUBARU OWNERS LOVE THE GREAT OUTDOORS

12. THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT

13. HOWEVER AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY ARE PROUD OF SUBARU’S JAPANESE HERITAGE

14. AND THEY TYPICALLY MAKE EXCELLENT ROLE MODELS

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